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Select Pieces of Fan Mail:
“im kinda sad that i just found your blog. i love it. i can’t confirm, but it might be on the shortlist of things i read while on the toilet”
“This blog reminds me of a night out on the town…”
“this is so nerdy it’s, like, funny”
“I thoroughly enjoyed your last posts on the blog…esp. the one with the aliens :)” — Note: I love writing about aliens.
My Favorite Comments
In response to Why Young People Hate Their Jobs:
“Seriously, are your friends stupid? Did they take classes for retards? College sucks and the great thing about having a real job–I and all of my friends agree–is NOT having to be “on” all the time…. Do me a favor. The next time your friends whine about their lousy, good-for-nothing jobs, you send them to me so I can tell them to shut up.” — Okaay.
In response to The Children Are Our Future:
“Dear ‘fresh is back’,
Maybe the ignorant people of your generation should quit judging the youth of the world, purely based on the technology we use and the television shows we watch and realise that just because you dont understand us and the world that we were born into (the one filled with the chaos that your generation created for us to clean up,may i add.). And simply because you are beginning to feel middle age creep up on you like a bid hairy spider and your beginning to forget what it was like rebel against those who restricted you and cast aside the conservitive morals set up by your elders. We are you future whether you like it or not so embrace our ways or get let behind.
xx” — I hope she doesn’t think middle age is 24. And I think this response justifies my concern about the highly-educated youth of America.
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