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The Working Poor

I recently finished The Working Poor by David Shipler.  This was a monumental occasion on many fronts, since it’s been at least three or four months since I read a book in its entirety.   It was also an incredibly educational, enlightening read:

(From The Working Poor examines the “forgotten America” where “millions live in the shadow of prosperity, in the twilight between poverty and well-being.”  These are citizens for whom the American Dream is out of reach despite their willingness to work hard.

workingpoorWe always think that if we work hard enough, we should be able to live a comfortable existence.  We may not be rich, but we won’t be living in destitution, either.  But Shipler points out that any one of the following factors can obstruct our socioeconomic mobility upward: poor health and health care, bad decisions (drugs, alcohol), environment (inadequate housing, violence in the community), race and ethnicity, and lack of educational opportunities, just to name a few.  Some of these derailing factors are self-inflicted, some are the results of traumatic events or abuse, some are perpetuated by our institutions, and some are just the results of bad luck.

So what can we do about the working poor?  Should we even care?  After all, we’re already paying taxes to support welfare, Medicaid, and various other anti-poverty initiatives.  But clearly, it’s not enough.  America still lacks several institutions of other developed countries, with universal healthcare being the most cited example.

Issues like universal healthcare and welfare reform are inherently political, and oftentimes the debate will focus on money–how are we paying for this?  But outside of an economic discussion about the inequities of a free market, consider your daily interaction with people who may be struggling near the poverty line.  These are taxi drivers and Wal-Mart greeters, crop pickers and factory workers, men, women, and families who are stuck in a perpetual cycle of anxiety over putting food on the table.

Even if we abide by the utmost conservative principles and say, “Well, they didn’t study hard enough in school”… or, “They made bad decisions to put themselves in their situation”, I believe we still have a self-interest in making sure that these people are decently fed, clothed, and healthy.

Every morning at 8 AM, I take a van to work, as do many of my co-workers who live in New York but work in New Jersey.  The van picks me up in Midtown, drives up along the west side highway, crosses the George Washington bridge into the Jerz, and drops me off at work so that I can pay my rent, buy my groceries, and save some money for the future.  But my future depends daily on the van driver: when we’re speeding over the GW bridge, I am at his mercy.  His mood, his health, his attentiveness: they all affect me.  This is a man who most likely makes less than $12/hour, with minimal or no benefits from his employer.  He probably hears people bitch and moan about their well-paying jobs every day.  Do I want him to be well-fed, to feel like he has something to live for, to keep his job for?  Of course.

gwbridgeAnd if it’s in my self-interest that this man deserves something like healthcare, then what about people who I never see?  What about the people who sew my clothes, pick my vegetables, and fix the roads over which I drive?

So when I pay taxes, I consider it an investment in society, in my security.  I wouldn’t mind paying more in taxes so that my van driver can get adequate healthcare; I don’t see anything wrong with taking a little from the top to make sure that the bottom can have basic needs met.   It may mean that our economic growth shrinks a bit, but I’m willing to sacrifice that for a more stable, less anxious society.  Because Shipler is right: no one who works hard in America deserves to go hungry.

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The Worst White Collar Job in the World

Amongst my fellow college graduates, competition is often fierce in the game of “Who Has the Worst Job?”.  Here is my no-judgment, completely unbiased opinion:

  • Lawyers are slimy, rambling chest-beaters who cover up the misdeeds of their unscrupulous clients with ten-dollar words, and sometimes, poems. (“If the glove does not fit…”)
  • Investment bankers are coked up work fiends who enjoy only two activities: #1) making money, and #2) making it rain at the club.  With TARP bills.
  • Salesmen of any kind (from credit default swaps to lawnmowers) are slick, lying, swindlers who tapdance along the edge of deceit and pure evil.

Of course, these stereotypes (or some might argue, facts) only implicate the employee, rather than the profession itself.  So, if I were to only consider the job, this is what I would deem the Worst White-Collar Job in the World (that last part is to be said in an over-dramatic, Keith Olbermann way):

  • Accountants are mundane, humorless bean counters who wear argyle sweater vests and track how much money John Thain spends on redecorating his bathroom.

accountantSo, here is the rationale behind my distaste for accounting.  Over the past two years, I’ve worked in corporate finance at a large firm, where I’ve had to learn a lot of accounting.  I’ve been enlightened to the wonders of debits and credits, account receivables and payables, controllership, compliance, FASB and GAAP.  It is about as interesting as it sounds.  In general, the accountants that I’ve worked with are very nice, diligent people.  But the actual job is dreadfully boring: balancing the balance sheet, reconciling accounts, and performing audit checks.  By the second week of learning about proper T-accounting, I was ready to wring someone’s neck with an argyle sweater vest.

Another example of the staid accounting life: One day, I was out with a few colleagues at lunch.  A fellow co-worker mentioned that she had been doing SOX testing (which is short for Sarbanes-Oxley, the regulatory legislation that spawned from WorldCom, Enron, and Tyco).  “SOX testing, huh?”  I said, “So what’s better… wool or cotton?”


I thought it was funny.

gabrielgossipgirlIn the end, just as lawyers, bankers, or salesmen are necessary, I know that accountants are necessary.  Madoff, Stanford, and other Ponzi schemers (like Gabriel from Gossip Girl) might have been stopped if they’d been scrutinized by some badass accountants. We need accountants to make sure our scummy salesmen aren’t recording fraudulent trades.  We need them to tally up how much TARP money is being thrown at strippers in the club.  We need them to confirm that our financial statements are accurate, so we can determine how to best price our cotton socks.

And hey, having the worst white-collar job in the world is likely preferable to roofing houses, waiting tables, or not having a job at all… Then again, if accounting is going to lead you down a homicidal path (hide the sweater vests!), you might think about selling lawnmowers for a living instead.


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